I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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