first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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