everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
