I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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