If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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