Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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