What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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