I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
