I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I know her cup size but not her name....
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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