Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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