Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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