On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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