White coat. Heels.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Two words: blizzard sex
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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