He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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