I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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