In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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