You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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