Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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