As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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