Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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