We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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