So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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