home. puking in laundry basket.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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