I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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