I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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