uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
