honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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