and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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