I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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