so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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