I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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