I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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