if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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