is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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