Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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