garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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