I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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