heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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