there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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