I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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