just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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