he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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