would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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