some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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