worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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