I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
birth control should be required to get into college
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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