Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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