my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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