she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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