DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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