Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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