He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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